Cupid Corner

Happy Valentine’s Day INDIA !

This year, as young couples gear up to spend the day which is supposed to be a holy day for lovers, as they express their love to each other by giving each other Valentines, which are usually heart shaped cut out cards, or cakes, biscuits etc. ( And it is also reported that some couples actually smile at each other. How horrific a thing to do in India)

Now which part of this did the moral police feel “not in tune with Indian culture”. As some reports suggest, in some states, couples that are caught hanging out together will be forced to get married off to each other!

Wow! I’m so proud to be Indian right now. I love this moment so much I wish I could marry it and spend the rest of my life with it ! (Thanks Dr. Cox)

I really feel for these moral policemen. When cute young couples get caught, you know what they should do? No not give him the finger !! He doesn’t understand that! They should give him one tight hug. So he feels loved. Because it’s nothing but insecurity leading these policemen on such paths in life. Things like forcing people to confess that they’re lovers, and then getting them married off. It’s all because they lack love in life. So just hug them and make them feel loved. Only then they shall understand the true meaning of V-Day.

And Mr. Muthalik really needs a big teddy bear. I have half a mind to send him a big huge teddy with a heart in the middle. I don’t care what he does with it. Let him treat it as an effigy and burn it. Who gives a damn. That’s just his way of showing love. We should remember that everyone is expressive in their own ways.

So next time you’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend and get caught, do as I said. Or just tell him you’re siblings. And it would take him to call you a very bad word to get you caught. And if he asks for proof, you’re lucky if your lover has a surname same as you, or just look for the nearest exit !

So please feel for these moral policemen. They don’t have anyone to celebrate V-Day with. Let “LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY” be the motto for this V-DAY, and celebrate the spirit of St. Valentine.

Otherwise, today it’s marrying off couples on the road. Tomorrow it’s divorcing all couples who had an arguement over a choice of dessert, and finally V-DAY becomes D-DAY.